10 More Hilariously Holy T-Shirts for People Who Love Jesus, Java … and Adorable Characters

🎃 Cute Mascots & Ghostly Brews
Thought our first list quenched your thirst? Think again. Part 2 brings cuddly critters, DJ teapots, and Holy-Ghost puns that’ll make your pumpkin-spice praise break. Grab your latte and let’s meet the mascots!
1. DJ Teapot — “It Was All a Steep”
Old-school turntables, boom-box colors, and a kettle spitting holy hot bars.
Spin this when: the worship team needs a remix.
DJ Teapot T-Shirt
2. Graffiti Lamb — “Love God and Tea!”
A street-art sheep shreds acoustic guitar beside a tiny teapot. Psalm 23, but make it hip-hop.
Youth-group flex: “The Shepherd’s got drip.”
Graffiti Lamb T-Shirt
3. Skating Tea Vibes
A cartoon teacup kick-flips for Christ. Rainbow letters shout “TEA VIBES” with a sneaky ✝ hiding inside the T.
Warning: may cause spontaneous “ollie-lujahs.”
Skating Tea Vibes T-Shirt
4. Tea-Time Nap (Sloth Edition)
Clock reads TEA TIME while a sleepy sloth hugs it like the Sabbath commandment.
Spiritual gift: napping in the Lord.
Tea Time Nap T-Shirt
5. Peaceful Dog Tea
Pajama-clad pug prays, sips, repeats: “Create in me peace, O God, and a moment with tea.”
Side effect: strangers saying “awww-men.”
Peaceful Dog Tea T-Shirt
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6. Peaceful Cat Tea
Grumpy Persian cat in striped PJs clutches her mug like it’s nine lives in liquid form.
For believers who: love Jesus but still hiss before caffeine.
Peaceful Cat Tea T-Shirt
7. Boo…st With Coffee
A cute ghost totes an iced mocha. Text: “Boo…st day with Coffee!”
October evangelism strategy: Holy Ghost + cold brew = revived souls.
Boo..st With Coffee T-Shirt
8. Boo…st My Day with Tea
Five tea-sipping spirits in a row—peppermint, matcha, boba, you name it.
Tea-rific for: fall festivals, trunk-or-treat, or ghosting inboxes.
Boo..st My Tea T-Shirt
9. Witch Better Have My Coffee
Green witch, orange mug, zero chill. Because sanctification starts after the first sip.
Pro tip: quote Esther 4:14—“For such a brew as this.”
Witch My Coffee T-Shirt
10. Some Good Tea (Vintage Teapot)
Retro teapot shouts, “I LOVE ME SOME GOOD TEA.” Floral flourishes keep it grandma-approved.
Best used: when gossip starts and you need actual tea.
Some Good Tea T-Shirt
☕ Final Re-Steep
Mascots? Check. Ghost puns? Check. 100 percent Jesus-approved laughter? Double check. Add these to Part 1’s lineup and your closet becomes a walking café reviva. Check out the full collection at KozzyCo and let the steeple say steep-le! 🫖
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